Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Especially Heinous

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offences are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

OMIGOSH I can't stop watching Law&Order:SVU. Can. Not. Stop.

I don't like rapists. I don't like pedophiles, serial killers, kidnappers, or sadists. But i love watching the good guys hunt them down and serve them justice. And maybe fly into a rage and slam them up against a wall in the process.

Catch those perps, Benson! Throw 'em to the ground and cuff 'em, Stabler!

I would appreciate being thrown to the ground (or slammed up against a wall) by Elliot Stabler. However, spending my days delivering lispy one-liners in the vein of Detective Odafin Tutuola as played by Ice-T comes in a close second.

I was deeply tempted to post cheesecakey pictures of actor Chris Meloni, but there's just no street cred in that. So, for the sake of my reputation, here is a weird picture of David Bowie.


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