3. Being patronized.
4. Busby Berkeley musicals.
Seriously. When you go to heaven and you get the chance to pick five people to punch in the face, Bus is on my list. Sure, he made innovative strides with choreography and camera work, but he also helped women sashay back into the abyss that is the Feminine Ideal.
Layer upon layer and row after frothy row of pretty, vacant women, meant to be displayed and devoured in large quantities. Like sugar cookies. Smiling all the while. Sweet, sweet, sweet.